What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:45

You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
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Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…